it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matters is if the glass contains vodka
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!